How Blond Are You? What Animal Are You? What Holiday Are You?  The Completely Pointless Quiz! and The New Year's Quiz!

How Blond are you?

Flowers! What just came to mind?
A. Cute little bunnies playing in a field of daisies.
B. Daffodils and butterflies.
C. Roses.
D. Artifical flowers.

Whats your motto?
A. "Lollipops and cotton candy for all!"
B. " What goes around comes around."
C. " Life is just a little bowl of cherries."
D. "There are no stupid questions...just stupid PEOPLE."

Let's say you run out of lipgloss (and you're going on a date). You'd most likely:
A. Scream "Where's my lipgloss?!?!?!!?" and refuse do go on the date until you find some.
B. Say "Hmmpht." and use lots of glitter so make up for it.
C. Sigh and go without it.
D. Shrug and make your own. You know how (a lil vaseline with pixie stick dust, this works).

You're going on a desert island and can only bring one person and one thing. Who and what would it be?
A. Your smart-alecky, genius BF and eyeliner.
B. Your BFF and some CDs.
C. Your BFF and a good book or two.
D. A survival expert and a survival kit, complete with machete, water purifying tablets, and inflatable raft.

What's the first thing you do in the morning?
A. Comb your hair. Bedhead is evil!!
B. Rub the sleep from your eyes and wipe the drool off your face.
C. Yawn.
D. Get dressed.

Speaking of morning, what do you have for breakfast?
A. Nothing! Food is evil too!!
B. A protein bar and some apple slices.
C. Cereal.
D. Pancakes, eggs, fresh fruit, and milk.

Time for school. That means...
A. Seeing your friends, BF, and passing notes in those things they call "classes".(You still haven't exactly figured out what they are)
B.Seeing your friends and sleeping during math.
C. Friends, some boring yet interesting classes, guys, and study hall.
D. Learning.

What's your hardest class?
A. I told you! Classes confuse me!
B. Social Studies
C. English Adv.
D. Algebra.

Lunchtime (yum yum)! Going down the line, you grab...
A. The hand of your BF. And ok,*guilty look*, a couple of his fries. Sigh.
B. A grilled turkey burger with lettuce.
C. A burger, fries, and chocolate milk.
D. A salad with chicken chunks, milk, fresh fruit, and bread.

RING! What do you do after school?
A. Cheerleading practice,duh!
B. IM
C. Watch TV
D. Homework.

Your phone rings. Its probably..
A. Your best friend asking you to explain the whole lipliner thing.
B. Your best friend wanting to just talk.
C. Your dad asking what you want from Taco Bell.
D. A telemarketer.

Yawn! What time do you hit the hay?
A. 11 or 12.
B. 10 or 11.
C. 9 or 10.
D. 8 or 9.

SCORING!!!!
Mostly A's........100% Blond
Like, *giggle*, you're a total blond! Lipgloss, mall, and those strange, strange things known as classes make up your ENTIRE life. Step away from the nail polish. I repeat, step AWAY from the nail polish.
Mostly B's.........70% Blond
Ok, you're not TOTALLY brain-dead, but you still are blond. Be glad you aren't a total Barbie.
Mostly c's...........40% blond
Good job! You're cool, but not amazingly stupid. Just keep on going to school AND the mall. It works out.
Mostly D's............0% Blond
You aren't just un-blond, your a genius! Good for you, but that isn't ALWAYS a good thing. Brush your hair every once in a while and you'll be fine.




 

What Animal are you?

1. When you wake up in the morning, the first thing that comes to mind is...
A. Bed...so soft...warm...snuggly...ZZZZZZZZ.
B. What's for breakfast?
C. *yawn* MORNINGMORNINGMORNINGMORNIGNMORNING!!!
D. I'm itchy and cold. Not good.
E. What does this boring day hold for wonderful me?

2. Okay, you finally made it downstairs. What do you have for breakfast?
A.Lettuce and crackers.
B. A skyscraper of pancakes, a mountain of eggs, about 87 sausages, and a gallon or two of orange juice.
c. Probably cold pizza, and a banana or two.
D. Ants on a log. Too bad they aren't real ants....*sigh*.
E. Grilled chicken in a fancy sauce, from a crystal bowl.

3. After breakfast, you head upstairs to get dressed. What do you wear?
A. Something soft, comfortable-yet-good-looking, and in a pastel color like sky blue or easter egg yellow.
B. Something baggy and probably in a blah color. Hey, it's comfy.
C. Something wild and crazy, like maybe a bright purple tank top with a feather boa and go go boots!
D. Green, definately, and sequins rock too!
E.Who cares as long as the whole outfit costs more than 100 dollars!

4. School, School, School! How do you get there?
A. Walk with your friends, but if someone outside your little circle of trusted friends comes along, RUN!!!!
B. Walk slowly the whole way. You wish you had a car.*ug ug ug* *sweat trickle* NOT FUN!!
C. Run cuz you're hyper! HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER!!!!!
D.Drive.
E. Have your chaffuer take you in your Rolls Royce.

5. Okay, school's over. You come home and are TIRED! You..
A. Relax by munching on carrots,and watching your favorite movie with your mom.
B. Fixing yourself a snack of a doughnut, sandwich,chips, leftover chicken, a banana, a chunk of cheese, a sprig of grapes, french fries, cold pizza AND(not or) a pile of leftover Halloween candy.
C. TIRED? YOU? HA!!*runs around in circles laughing hysterically*
D. Staring at something.
E. Getting a massage and lighting aromatherapy candles.

6. After you have your energy back, you decide to do your homework. What's your homework essential?
A. Your stuffed bear, Mr. Snuffles.
B. A snack of a doughnut, sandwich, chips, leftover chicken, a banana.....
C. SUGAR and fast-paced music!!
D. Something to stare at.
E. A team of specailists in spelling, math, social studies, language, reading, history and Science.

7. When your done, your mom calls you down for dinner. What do you hope?
A. That after you watch movies of you when you were a baby.
B. That mom made an all-you can eat buffet.
C. That dinner is raw sugar!
D.You can stare at your food.
E. That the chef has prepared your favorite food, and the maid uses the LINEN napkins this time.

8. What is the last thing you think before falling asleep?
A. Bed..so soft...warm...snuggly...ZZZZZZZZ.
B. I wonder what's in the fridge for a midnight snack?
C. HYPERHYPERHYPER!!!
D. Yay i can stare at my eyelids!
E. Pity these sheets aren't satin, hmmpft i guess silk will HAVE to do.

SCORING
Mostly A's...you're a rabbit!You treasure your family, and really value friendships. You loved your childhood, when everything was so easy, friendly, and soft. You are sensitive and sweet.
Mostly B's....you're a hippo! You love food! Exercise is NOT your thing, but doesn't mean you're fat. Can we say Jughead?
Mostly C'S......you're a monkey! You are hyper , hyper, and hyper! You get excited about anything! Sugar is your best friend!!
Mostly D's.......you're a lizard!You are kind of boring but very practical. Your hobbies include staring, staring, and staring.
Mostly E;s........you're a cat! You usually think only of yourself, but you are also very graceful.

What Holiday are you?
1) Your friend yells and drops her things. This is probably because...
A. You jumped out and yelled BOO!
B. You suprised her with a new VW Bug.
C. She saw how fat you've gotten over the past hour!
D. She's looking at the cute little bunny you're holding.

2)Favorite colors?
A) Orange and black.
B) Red and green. Silver and gold are cool too though!
C) Umm...brown, yellow, orange and red.
D) Light green, lavender, pastel blue and pink, pale yellow.

3) Pick a food.
A. Pumpkin pie, popcorn balls, and of course anything sweet that'll rot your teeth!
B. Warm, comforting things. Hot cocoa, soft cookies, fresh bread, homeade mashed potatoes...
C. Pick ONE?? Impossible!
D. Jelly beans! Except not the black ones. Eww.

4.Whats is your favorite animal?
A) Black ones. Heh heh.
B) Reindeer and polar bears rock!
C) Turkies!
D)Rabbits and baby chicks.

5)What are you going to (or what did you) do today?
A. First I put on a costume. Don't want anybody to recoginize me. Then egged some houses, and got candy.
B. I couldn't sleep, so i woke up early and opened loads of presents. THen i ate a big meal, saw lots of my family, and relaxed.
C.I kinda relaxed, saw my family, and ate a HUGE meal, then i watched a parade and some football.
D. Got a few gifts, then went to church. Dressed up nice and ate a good meal.

6) What is your motto?
A. 'Black. Because it's....black"
B. "Peace on earth!"
C. " It's okay to pig out."
D. " Everything will turn out ok."

Pick a movie.
A. It. Scary, bloodthirsty clowns rock!
B. A Christmas story. Christmas, humor, and plus you get to see the dorky outfits they wore in the 50's!
C. Back to Riverdale: The Archies. Jughead eats just as much as you do!
D. Jesus Of Nazereth. It's so hopeful!

SCORING
MOSTLY A'S....HALLOWEEN
you're a goth who loves anything scary. You are definanty not a people person.
MOSTLY B'S..........CHRISTMAS
Jingle bells Jingle bells! You believe in peace on earth, good will towards men (and women) and presents!!
MOSTLY C'S.......THANKSGIVING
you looooooooovvvvveeee to eat. Nuff said.
MOSTLY D'S...........EASTER
You like pastel colors, confetti, relaxing, reading your bible and nibbling on jellybeans. You're very honest and innocent.

THE COMPLETELY POINTLESS QUIZ
*discover your inner.....something?*
1) Pick one. Go ahead.
A) Salad.
B) I like boys!
C) Mustache.
D) GLUE!

2)How do you spend Saturday night?
A)Doing your homework and then your nails!
B) Picking out your prom dress.
C) Counting your money.
D) Tagging around with your friends, reminding them to do stuff.

3) Favorite acessory? Go ahead, I won't bite.
A) A book and a cross necklace.
B) Lip gloss??
C) A funny little top hat. TopTopTop. HatHatHat.
D) Colorful............things.

4)Jello?
A) Yes, please.
B) AHHHHHHH! CALORIES!!!!!
C) $$$$$.
D) Remember to chill it first.

5) Lunchtime.Order. Now.
A) A turkey sandwich with extra veggies, please.
B) One potato chip and one raisin.
C) The most expensive thing on the menu.
D) Steak. REMEMBER TO DO IT MEDIUM-WELL!!

6) The hardest thing you've ever done is......?
A)Decide between homework and hanging with your parents. It was very tough.
B) Kindergarten.
C) Counted each cent in your bank account. It took 3 months.
D) Nothing. I ALWAYS make things easier!!!

7) Which is correct?
A) Sock-sock-shoe-shoe.
B) Girl-boy-girl-boy.
C) Silk sock-silk sock-gold shoe-gold shoe.
D) Sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

8) Pick a perfect date.
A) A study buddy or Twister with the rents!
B) Kissing. Kissing. Did I mention kissing?
C) Impressing your date by saying you have to go to the bathroom and taking along a wad of twentys.
D) Reminding them to pick the place, to hold your hand, to pay for it, to...

9) All in all, you are...
A) A friend of skinny people.
B) Pretty.
C) A penny pincher.
D) Annoying.

10) The best thing in a friend is...
A) That they like you.
B) How rich and pretty they are.
C) How rich they are.
D) That they have a good memory.

SCORING
MOSTLY A's You are 100% wholesome and good. You are complete and full. You are SUBWAY! Congrats. Say hi to your best friend Jared.
MOSTLY B'S You are superficial and like to look great. You are BLONDE!!You hate to eat.
MOSTLY C'S You are stingy, cheap pointless and cute. You are the MONOPOLY GUY, UNCLE MONEYBAGS!!!
Mostly D'S You are a sticky note! You always remind people to do stuff and are very annoying sometimes...

Tick, tock. It's midnight on new years! What are you (probably) doing?
A) Eating cheetos and watching Spongebob, WOOHOO!
B)Doing what you do every night at this time: Leaning in front of the computer screen, eyes bloodshot, with several empty Sprite bottles at your feet.
C) Putting glue on your fingers so you can peel it off.
D) Cleaning the house. After all, it's what Mommy told you to do. And Mommy knows best!
E) Constructing the formula in which order to achieve molecular energized natotronic allembized combustion of the atoms and particles in any specific electrically charged matter.
F) Eating a jumbo extra cheese pizza and a dozen glazed from Krispy Kreme while siting in the butt groove in the couch that took you since this time last year to form.

What was the last thing you ate, hmm?
A) Twinkies, woohoo!!
B) Um, hang on.*looks around feet and keyboard, sorting through takeout containers and pop bottles, sniffing them to see which smells most recent* I think it was this sweet and sour chicken.....maybe.
C) GLUE!
D) The wholesome meal Mommy fixed, with a glass of milk to drink.
E)Freeze-dried salad. Sure, real fod is supposed to be better for you, but this is freeze dried salad...*evil grin*
F) A few bags of Doritos, a couple Chalupas, and a liter of Pepsi.

What is your favorite website?
A) dancingbunnieseatingpudding.giggle
B) I'm supposed to pick ONE?!?!?!?!!?!?!? *falls over and curls into fetal position*
C) www.glue.sticky.PEEEEEEEEL
D)Mommy says the Internet is evil.
E) www.certifiablegenuisesanonymous.smart
F) www.twinkiesandKFC.yum

Let's say a strange man with tattoos knocked on the door while you were home alone, asking to come in. What would you do?
A. Giggle and say "Okay, but you gotta promise to play Twister and Chutes and Ladders!" and then open the door.
B. Delete the banner that just popped up and start typing another email.
C) Say "Do you have glue?!?"
D)Scream and call 911, then Mommy, then Daddy, then your neighbors, then hide under the couch.
E. Activate the solar powered tranfunctional memory cabable plutonuium charged 28-gigabit security system.
F) Say "Only if you have a bag of marshmallows and a couple sub sandwiches."

Your parents just grounded you (arrrggghh). You would probably...
A.Bounce of to your room and turn up the radio and bounce on your bed.
B.Change websites again then yell for more Coke.
C. Put glue on your hands.
D. Start crying and plead to your Mommy that you are so sorry and will never ever do it again. Then you cry hysterically for the next hour or two.
E. Aren't worried. You never watch TV, talk on the phone, or see friends, (just spend all your time studying and inventing things) so it's not a big deal.
F. Go to your room, lock the door, the pull out the bag of tortilla chips and can of salsa from under your bed and the jug of Gatorade from behind your TV.

How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
A. I dont know! Woooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo.
B.One or two if you're lucky. When you get tired you just go to your fave website and drink more Mountain Dew.
C. 4, maybe 5, cuz you stay up puting glue on your hands.
D. 10 of course, plus you take two naps per day.
E. None. You invented a machine that makes you feel as if you just slept 12 hours in 5 minutes, so it's not a problem.                                                   F. Well, you usually fall asleep at either 11 or 12, depending on if you ate one bag of chocolate chips or two.

Which is most important in life?
A. Happiness.
B.Technology.
C. Glue.
D. Family, especially mommies.
E. Knowledge.
F. Food.

What do you do on a rainy day?
A. Dance,baby,DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B. Go online and change your screensaver to rain and then go to other sites.
C. Put glue on your hands then peel it off!!
D. Bake cookies with mommy, then she lets you watch an educational video!!!
E. Stop the rain and bring the sun out. You have a machine just for that purpose.
F. Sigh and make 8 frozen burritos instead of 7.

SCORING~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
By this time next year, you will have most likely...
MOSTLY A'S
Get your face stuck in a smile cuz you do so 24/7.
MOSTLY B'S
Won the the award for Most Time Spent Online (but been unable to accept it since you were downloading something)
MOSTLY C'S
Peeled of every inch of skin on your body from all the glue. No matter, bone works too, I think......
MOSTLY D'S
Decided to live in your basement with your parents forever.
MOSTLY E'S
Won the Nobel Prize at age 13 and spent the money funding your rocket capable of manned flight to Pluto.
MOSTLY F'S
Gotten stuck in a doorway and had to have it chopped off by a fireman. Next week,however, you got stuck in the 4 foot hole that used to be the door.....